Punk Ass: Biker, Zen Stress Monkey
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Friday, December 23, 2005
To Stink or Not to Stink....
Garlique. Does anyone know anything about this stuff? You see I had a little trip to the doctor for my annual physical last week and though my cholesterol dropped 20 points (yay me) it's still 236. This is not so great. The doc says that the whole thing is being driven my an excess amount of triglycerides in my blood. He decided to put me on a prescription of Niaspan, which after reading up on sounds like not such a good idea. I'm not a big fan of meds that make you feel worse after taking them and have more side effects that sniffing glue. So I still need to do something about the problem so I thought "Hey, what about that Garlique crap?!" Larry King swears by the stuff so how bad can it be right? Now they say it's "odorless" because the pills actually dissolve in you intestines and not in your stomach. But lets face it, you're putting massive amounts og garlic into your blood stream so how do they keep you from ooozing the stuff out of every orifice? If anyone has used this stuff longterm, let me know......
Garlique. Does anyone know anything about this stuff? You see I had a little trip to the doctor for my annual physical last week and though my cholesterol dropped 20 points (yay me) it's still 236. This is not so great. The doc says that the whole thing is being driven my an excess amount of triglycerides in my blood. He decided to put me on a prescription of Niaspan, which after reading up on sounds like not such a good idea. I'm not a big fan of meds that make you feel worse after taking them and have more side effects that sniffing glue. So I still need to do something about the problem so I thought "Hey, what about that Garlique crap?!" Larry King swears by the stuff so how bad can it be right? Now they say it's "odorless" because the pills actually dissolve in you intestines and not in your stomach. But lets face it, you're putting massive amounts og garlic into your blood stream so how do they keep you from ooozing the stuff out of every orifice? If anyone has used this stuff longterm, let me know......
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Friday, December 09, 2005
Why Oh Why....
Why would someone opt for having sex with a blowup doll? Is this really better than any of the alternatives? I just don't get this. I like PVC as much if not more than the next person, but hey....
Why would someone opt for having sex with a blowup doll? Is this really better than any of the alternatives? I just don't get this. I like PVC as much if not more than the next person, but hey....
and now (in the words of Jon Stewart) here it is, your moment of Zen:
A brash young man watched a sage drawing water from the village well. Slowly, hand over hand, the old man pulled up the bucket of water. After some time, the young man left and returned with a pulley, and excitedly explained how to use it, and how easy it would be to draw water by cranking the handle. The old man refused: "Were I to use a device like this, my mind would congratulate itself on being so clever, and then I would quit putting my heart into what I was doing....If I don't put my heart and whole body into my work, my work becomes joyless. And how, then, do you think the water would taste?"
Monday, December 05, 2005
So What Happened?
So what's up these days with the Bermuda Triangle? Have you noticed that you never hear anything about it anymore? In the '70's (and before) there were all sorts of books and TV specials about it. Shit was disappearing in there on an almost daily basis. Now - Nada, Zip. I can't even remember the last time I heard it mentioned. Are the "forces" in there on hiatus? Did they get bored with messing with us? Did they eat one too many TBF Avenger and die or are they just afraid George Bush may fly through and they'll get stuck with him? It's a big 'ol mystery ..yup.
So what's up these days with the Bermuda Triangle? Have you noticed that you never hear anything about it anymore? In the '70's (and before) there were all sorts of books and TV specials about it. Shit was disappearing in there on an almost daily basis. Now - Nada, Zip. I can't even remember the last time I heard it mentioned. Are the "forces" in there on hiatus? Did they get bored with messing with us? Did they eat one too many TBF Avenger and die or are they just afraid George Bush may fly through and they'll get stuck with him? It's a big 'ol mystery ..yup.
Friday, December 02, 2005
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Read Me
You're Pale Fire!
by Vladimir Nabokov
You're really into poetry and the interpretation thereof. Along the
road of life, you have had several identity crises which make it very unclear who you
are, let alone how to interpret poetry. You probably came from a foreign country, but
then again you seem foreign to everyone in ways unrelated to immigration. Most people
think you're quite funny, but maybe you're just sick. Talking to you ends up being much
like playing a round of the popular board game Clue.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
thx to rogueslayer for the link
