I Want to Puke
That's right ..I want to fucking puke. I made the serious error of getting on the scale this morning and I'm THE HEAVIEST I'VE EVER BEEN. Oh fat, how 'dost thou piss me the fuck off? Let me count the ways. I just don't get it, I really don't. Ten years ago I was eating burgers and donuts every day and Domino's Pizza with double extra fucking cheese every night. I did not exercise nor do anything good for myself. Yet some how, I stayed at 135lbs (I'm 5'10"), My blood pressure was 120/70 and my cholesterol was 186. Now I'm vegetarian, eat very little crap, I cycled over 2000 miles last year and I'm at 179 (still 5' 10" thank god), my BP is 130/90 and my cholesterol is 254. WHAT THE FUCK!! I swear I'm just going to go back to burgers and donuts
OK, Rant over........