Why Am I such A Freek?
I have a theory and those who now me have heard it before. But somehow I feel a need to share this with a broader audience. The theory goes something like this:

It's all genetics and genealogy. Status as a freek is really something that I couldn't avoid. Both my Fathers' and Mothers' ethnic heritage is German The sir name I got from my dad's side of the family is Bachmann; translated "dweller by the river". My mothers maiden name is Bachtel meaning "little river". Combine the two family trees/genetic sources and you get" Little Dweller by the River" - translate - Amphibious Midget. Now what I ask you could be freekier that an amphibious midget? The answer is nothing, nothing could be freekier...(unless of course he was also a clown..hmmm)..... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 3:27 PM