Facts

Here are 10 Stupid things you never wanted to know about me (Why? Because I know you care):

1. At age 7 I had a pet Hampster named Lazarus who I thought had super powers.

2. Up until Jr. High, I was such a picky eater, my diet consisted of pretty much spaghetti O's, Manwiches and French Toast.

3. At age 5 I was so afraid of heights that when forced to go in a cable car up Cannon Mountain in New Hampshire, I dropped to the floor, grabbed my sisters ankles and screamed the whole way up.

4. I grew up in a haunted house.

5. As a kid I buried my G.I. Joe (the full sized one with awesome hair plugs mind you) under the floor boards in my Moms house because I wanted to see when I came back in a couple of month if there would be a plastic skeleton.

6. I've had sex in an ATM

7. I received a one week suspension from my first after school job for refusing to remove my Greek fisherman's hat and Dr. Who scarf.

8. I have seen the Rocky Horror Picutre Show 72 times, twice in drag.

9. I once got so drunk on Margaritas at a friends pool party that I ran off into his neighborhood stark naked, howled at the full moon and pulled up part of his neighbors sprinkler system.

10. My parents waited until I was 7 to have me circumcised 
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Posted by PunkAss at 9:36 AM