Punk Ass: Biker, Zen Stress Monkey
Monday, July 31, 2006
Whatever
This weekend I saw this chick with gobs of "look at me aren't I special" 'tude driving a BMW with the license plate " FNLNS". I'm a firm believer in "if you can't spell it out, don't make a license plate out of it". Know why? Because I'm willing to bet that I'm not the only one who read this plate as "Fine Lines". So what... You're aging, have crows feet and you have the need to advertise that? Ummm..Go exfoliate and shut up please. Or possibly your a low budget coke whore? Go screw your husbands business partner for an eight ball and shut up ok?
And yes, I'm feeling a little pissy today; I HATE when someone jumps on me with a technical problem as soon as I get off the elevator first thing in the morning. Just let me get to my desk, put down my bag and get a cup of coffee. Is that really asking too much?
This weekend I saw this chick with gobs of "look at me aren't I special" 'tude driving a BMW with the license plate " FNLNS". I'm a firm believer in "if you can't spell it out, don't make a license plate out of it". Know why? Because I'm willing to bet that I'm not the only one who read this plate as "Fine Lines". So what... You're aging, have crows feet and you have the need to advertise that? Ummm..Go exfoliate and shut up please. Or possibly your a low budget coke whore? Go screw your husbands business partner for an eight ball and shut up ok?
And yes, I'm feeling a little pissy today; I HATE when someone jumps on me with a technical problem as soon as I get off the elevator first thing in the morning. Just let me get to my desk, put down my bag and get a cup of coffee. Is that really asking too much?
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