Punk Ass: Biker, Zen Stress Monkey
Friday, August 25, 2006
Get With The Program
When I got home from work last night, I was greeted by a piece of white paper stuffed in the screen of my back door. I pulled it out figuring it was some political flyer or some such trash but alas no; it was a friendly notice from my local water department, two lines sloppily run over in yellow highliter informing me "Reading being estimated. YOUR WATER WILL BE TERMINATED IF WE CAN NOT GET INTO READ THE METER WITHIN 7 DAYS. Call for meter reading appointment. 978.794.5770."
These freeking pin heads come to the house between 9 and 5 on a week day and they expect that someone is actually going to be home to let them in to read their precious meter? WTF? These bozos are truly the troglodytes of the utilities world. I mean come on, the electric company is smart enough to have their meter on the OUTSIDE of the house so the can access it whenever they want. SMART! The gas company's meter has the ability to be accessed through the phone line so the can get a reading whenever they want. BRILLIANT! But the fucking Neanderthals at the water company are still stuck in the 50's expecting the "little lady" is going to be home baking bundt cake in her polka dot house dress and apron, so they don't need any of that modern nonsense, fuck no!
Losers........
Oh BTW, new PunkAss Poll is up, make yourself useful and go vote......
When I got home from work last night, I was greeted by a piece of white paper stuffed in the screen of my back door. I pulled it out figuring it was some political flyer or some such trash but alas no; it was a friendly notice from my local water department, two lines sloppily run over in yellow highliter informing me "Reading being estimated. YOUR WATER WILL BE TERMINATED IF WE CAN NOT GET INTO READ THE METER WITHIN 7 DAYS. Call for meter reading appointment. 978.794.5770."
These freeking pin heads come to the house between 9 and 5 on a week day and they expect that someone is actually going to be home to let them in to read their precious meter? WTF? These bozos are truly the troglodytes of the utilities world. I mean come on, the electric company is smart enough to have their meter on the OUTSIDE of the house so the can access it whenever they want. SMART! The gas company's meter has the ability to be accessed through the phone line so the can get a reading whenever they want. BRILLIANT! But the fucking Neanderthals at the water company are still stuck in the 50's expecting the "little lady" is going to be home baking bundt cake in her polka dot house dress and apron, so they don't need any of that modern nonsense, fuck no!
Losers........
Oh BTW, new PunkAss Poll is up, make yourself useful and go vote......
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