Sad, So Sad

So, I just picked up a prescription at CVS pharmacy and after handing me my bag of pills, the clerk/phama-wannabee behind the counter says to me " The pharmacist is here to console you about you prescription, would you like to be consoled?"

WHAT? Ummm.....HUH? Did my pills die in shipment and are no longer with us? Am I to spend the rest of my days lamenting the loss of my dear departed prescription? "My sweet little pills, I loved them so >sniff sniff<"

Or am I to be consoled because I have to take the perscription? Hmmmm..May that's it. Maybe it me that's sad. "I'm so, so very sorry Mr. Bachmann that you must take these pills, it's really a tragedy. Here's a fruit basket and a nice card, I hope they make you feel better" Or " You are so pathetic that you have to take pills, you sad, sad little man. "

I think he meant to say "consult you about your perscription". Then again maybe not. I'm tired...... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 6:27 PM