The Good The Bad and The Grumpy

I wish I had something clever or snarky to write today. I don't....I just don't. You see the Idea Faerie and the Clavicle Faerie had a nasty fight last night and sorry to say the Idea Faerie didn't fare too well. So now I'm stuck having to think of things on my own. You can see how well THAT'S going.
Maybe someone will take me out to Starbuck's today and make everything OK...
Ya right, or maybe monkeys will fly out my butt, award me the Nobel Prize for scuba diving and then crown me King of Oblivia....