The Ugly Truth

So once again I'm cruising into work, I'm in the middle lane and I come up on this beautiful new Range Rover Sport in the right lane. It's black, sleek and spotlessly clean. As I start to pull up along side, I can see it's being driven an extremely attractive woman in her late 20's; beautiful cheek bones, a sheet of bone strait blonde hair blunt cut at her shoulders, impeccably applied makeup . She extends here perfectly manicured left index finger as if she were going to turn to me and beckon me closer, the proceeds to jam it up her left nostril and mine for nose gold..JEEEEEZZZZUUUUS!!! I just stared in disbelief for a second, slightly disillusioned, then burst out laughing...

OK Listen, Just because you have tinted windows on your $70,000 SUV, doesn't mean you are FUCKING INVISIBLE!!


Also, If you are a woman with REALLY thin hair, like need to start rockin' the Rogaine thin, a convertible should probably not be the vehicle of choice for you...I'm just sayin'...... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 8:16 AM