I guess I have sand in my vagina

Have you every flipped of someone on the road because of the bumper sticker on their car? I did this weekend. Yup. This isn't something I go around doing all the time, but I was feeling a little pissy and seeing the "One Man + One Woman = Marriage" narrow minded bullshit sticker just set me right the fuck off. I'm sure the snot nosed suburban soccer mom had no clue why I was seething at her, but
tough shit; you go around wearing your opinions on your car, you get what you get. Sure, she has the right to express her opinion if she wants. But so do I and mine is "FUCK YOU..YOU SUCK!"