Me

I want to say this now for the official record (where ever that may actually be): I'm a complete asshole. There I said it. Here it is, one of the last days of the year, sunny, over sixty degrees and I decide NOT to bring my bike with me to work today. I was going to go out today..really I had every intention of riding at lunch today. But I got up this morning and said "ahhhh..fuck it." I just could muster the will power to pack up all my crap and load it in the truck.
I suck, I'm such a frigging slug, a soft mushy mushy slug......