Weeezie

Seriously.. WTF is it with people who insist on coming into work no matter HOW sick they are?
The guy that sits across from me comes in today with a 102 degree temp, looking like a freshly animated corps. I asked him why he bothered coming in and he said " because the kids are on vacation this week and wouldn't leave me alone." Fucking Awesome..Ya .....that's just great. Get me all infected with what ever mojo monkey finger is coursing through your veins so you can avoid the kids YOU chose to have.. Fucking Tool....... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 3:11 PM

  Wednesday
"Happiness is a state of mind. With physical comforts if your mind is still in a state of confusion and agitation, it is not happiness. happiness means calmness of mind." 
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Posted by PunkAss at 3:49 PM

  Friday
More Wag
Less Woof 
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Posted by PunkAss at 10:19 AM

  Kids these days.....

I was driving to work today and came up on a school bus that was boarding a bunch of kids probably no older that 5. So the last kid gets on, the red lights go dark and the bus starts on it way. After only about 100 feet, it slows and then labors to take a right turn onto a tiny little side street. After making the turn and starting up the street, I notice the sign posted at the corner, it read "Funeral Home" with a huge arrow pointing in the direction that the bus just motored off in.

So WTF is going on here? Is there an open house at the funeral home that they're on the way to? Has the mortician trade gotten so very desperate for new apprentices that they're actually trying to get kids all fired up about hanging out at the morgue? I bet they're using catch phrases like " Hey kids, who puts the FUN in FUNeral? Thats right, your friendly neighborhood mortician!!"

I'm mean come on....what happen to field trips to the petting zoo to ride the llama?


This is just too f'ing creepy.... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 11:41 AM

  Three Days in the Cooler !!!

If they were to do a movie remake of Hogan's Heroes right now, who would you pick for the parts of:

1. Hogan
2. Col. Klink
3. Sgt Schultz
4. Cpl. LeBeau
5. Cpl. Newkirk
6. Sgt. Carter
7. Kinch
8.Gen. Burkhalter
9. Maj. Hochstetter
10.Hilda

Give me your answers and I'll give you mine...... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 3:52 PM

  Monday
Never buy anything for your ass with the words Super, Giant or Mega in the title......... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 1:18 PM

  Zap

As you've no doubt noticed, haven't posted in a couple of weeks. I've been recharging my blogging batteries. I promised myself I'd never post just for the sake of posting. I'd been feeling like my brain was hip deep in toxic chocolate pudding and I couldn't think to save my butt. So I decided to take a little brake. I've also decided that even if I don't have anything to rant about, I'm still going to at least post a "Thought for the Day" . So as of Monday, I'm back in full effect Yo!

Till then I leave you with this:

"Jacques, Jacques, Jacques Cousteau, how deep can that frog man go? " 
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Posted by PunkAss at 8:38 AM

  Or Maybe


What do you think the people at the company that makes these are thinking on any given day?

I think I need to wear one of these to work and run around on all fours yelling " I SMELL BACON!! It's BACON!!" 
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Posted by PunkAss at 10:26 AM