Kids these days.....

I was driving to work today and came up on a school bus that was boarding a bunch of kids probably no older that 5. So the last kid gets on, the red lights go dark and the bus starts on it way. After only about 100 feet, it slows and then labors to take a right turn onto a tiny little side street. After making the turn and starting up the street, I notice the sign posted at the corner, it read "Funeral Home" with a huge arrow pointing in the direction that the bus just motored off in.

So WTF is going on here? Is there an open house at the funeral home that they're on the way to? Has the mortician trade gotten so very desperate for new apprentices that they're actually trying to get kids all fired up about hanging out at the morgue? I bet they're using catch phrases like " Hey kids, who puts the FUN in FUNeral? Thats right, your friendly neighborhood mortician!!"

I'm mean come on....what happen to field trips to the petting zoo to ride the llama?


This is just too f'ing creepy.... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 11:41 AM