PunkAss: Biker - Zen Stress Monkey

Punk Ass: Biker, Zen Stress Monkey

Monday, March 19, 2007

Zen smack down...

One day while addressing a crowd, a popular Zen master Bankai was being heckled by a Nichiren Buddhist priest. The priest was yelling out "I don't understand a word that you're saying!"

Bankai called out and said "Come closer and I'll explain it". The priest walked in the midst of the crowd. Bankai said "No, come closer"

The priest edged closer and Bankai said "No, closer still," until finally the priest was right next to Bankai. And Bankai said "Ah, look! How well you understand me!"

I think this is the ancient version of "How ya like me now bitch!!"

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Posted by PunkAss at 9:34 AM

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