Punk Ass: Biker, Zen Stress Monkey
Sparkle and Shine

There is nothing, NO-THING better than starting off the day by taking a shower in a tub that is clogged and still filled with the water from the last person who used it several hours ago. Man I just love that "coated in someone else's dead skin" feeling; it really wakes me up and gets me ready to face the day. It truly comforts me to know that someone else's blackheads are now clogging MY pores. Mmmm....It's like a fresh spring day .............