I've decided that I really think I'm totally pro-cyborg. That is, I'm all for mixing biological and mechanical parts. It would just make life so much easier.

Imagine if you will; you're going along through your day, just minding your own business when WHAM!! You suddenly develop a irrational fear of rectal thermometers or powdered toast or say George Michael. Well if you're stuck with a regular old brain, this will mean years of therapy and medication. BUT, if you have a cool new cyber-enhanced brain, you hook yourself up to super fun diagnostic tool, much like they do to your car when you bring it into the shop, you see that "Oh, my hypothalamus is shorting out again.....bugger!" You plug in your trusty solder gun and in five minutes, ZAP!! You're taking your temperature while listening to Careless Whisper like a champ. It's just sooooo much easier really...... 
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Posted by PunkAss at 9:15 AM