Punk Ass: Biker, Zen Stress Monkey
The Suckage

I was just talking to some folks at work about a new guy that's starting here on Monday. Apparently he worked here back in '97 and was none to popular. Someone made the comment that he "Just sucks the joy out of a room". I thought to myself (as opposed to thinking to someone else), I wonder what one uses to do that; suck joy out. Is there some sort of apparatus? Is it a weird alien appendage that only people of this ilk have? And then there's the question of what do you do with the joy once the sucking is all done? Is this perhaps like a "Spit or Swallow" scenario?