Beastly Digits

So 666 is the number of the beast right? So how come the beast gets a number and no one else seems to? That hardly seems fair right? I mean whomever it is that's in charge of assigning these useless numbers has a pretty easy job or is just super lazy. He gives out one freekin' number then calls it a day and takes a 2000 year coffee break? Ya, gimme that job. And what good is the number anyway? Is it an area code or a dialing prefix? Is it a shelf location at the Home Despot? Is it a combo number at the Carl's Jr. drive thru? Well all I know is, it was a damn fine Iron Maiden album.....