System of a.....

I'm sure you've all heard the urban myth about
Bloody Mary, where you say her name three times in front of a mirror and she appears and kills you. Myself, I prefer the one about
Serj Tankian where you say his name three times in front of a mirror and he appears and exfoliates you with his beard....
I know you going to try it aren't you.. ( yes Paul, I'm talking to you).