Punk Ass: Biker, Zen Stress Monkey
Friday, October 26, 2007
Beastly Digits
So 666 is the number of the beast right? So how come the beast gets a number and no one else seems to? That hardly seems fair right? I mean whomever it is that's in charge of assigning these useless numbers has a pretty easy job or is just super lazy. He gives out one freekin' number then calls it a day and takes a 2000 year coffee break? Ya, gimme that job. And what good is the number anyway? Is it an area code or a dialing prefix? Is it a shelf location at the Home Despot? Is it a combo number at the Carl's Jr. drive thru? Well all I know is, it was a damn fine Iron Maiden album.....
So 666 is the number of the beast right? So how come the beast gets a number and no one else seems to? That hardly seems fair right? I mean whomever it is that's in charge of assigning these useless numbers has a pretty easy job or is just super lazy. He gives out one freekin' number then calls it a day and takes a 2000 year coffee break? Ya, gimme that job. And what good is the number anyway? Is it an area code or a dialing prefix? Is it a shelf location at the Home Despot? Is it a combo number at the Carl's Jr. drive thru? Well all I know is, it was a damn fine Iron Maiden album.....
Thursday, October 11, 2007
System of a.....
I'm sure you've all heard the urban myth about Bloody Mary, where you say her name three times in front of a mirror and she appears and kills you. Myself, I prefer the one about Serj Tankian where you say his name three times in front of a mirror and he appears and exfoliates you with his beard....
I know you going to try it aren't you.. ( yes Paul, I'm talking to you).
I'm sure you've all heard the urban myth about Bloody Mary, where you say her name three times in front of a mirror and she appears and kills you. Myself, I prefer the one about Serj Tankian where you say his name three times in front of a mirror and he appears and exfoliates you with his beard....
I know you going to try it aren't you.. ( yes Paul, I'm talking to you).
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Hey, It's a job right?
There's a little cafe attached to the toll booth on the bridge. I came here for a cup of coffee and ended up running the place. The job takes a certain kind of weakness, a certain flaw of character and I guess I just happened to fit the bill. I see the tortured souls come by, I pour their coffee and then they're on their way....
There's a little cafe attached to the toll booth on the bridge. I came here for a cup of coffee and ended up running the place. The job takes a certain kind of weakness, a certain flaw of character and I guess I just happened to fit the bill. I see the tortured souls come by, I pour their coffee and then they're on their way....
Friday, October 05, 2007
Friday
You know it's kinda funny how if you change the title of the movie "The Never Ending Story" to " The Never Ending Penis" It really changes the whole feel of the thing.....
You know it's kinda funny how if you change the title of the movie "The Never Ending Story" to " The Never Ending Penis" It really changes the whole feel of the thing.....
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Just a few words......
Ah yes, back from vacation..god I love the feeling of those first few hours back in the office where your brain is screaming "MAKE IT STOP!!"
Anyway, here's something to keep in your mental toolkit. If you ever need to give someone advice and really can't think of anything to say "Don't get a rash" is always a safe bet.
Now,don't say I never gave you anything...
Ah yes, back from vacation..god I love the feeling of those first few hours back in the office where your brain is screaming "MAKE IT STOP!!"
Anyway, here's something to keep in your mental toolkit. If you ever need to give someone advice and really can't think of anything to say "Don't get a rash" is always a safe bet.
Now,don't say I never gave you anything...
